Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security Jane Holl Lute (and her War Czar Hubby Douglas Edward)

We got us a Wild Boar and a Half.  Both doing harm on communities the world over…in very different ways.

Who’s Jane Holl Lute you ask? This Wild Boar is only the Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security, Number 2 under Her High-ness Janet Napolitano.It is questionable how Boar Lute rose to her level, as Obama nominated her (and she was subsequently appointed) in January. Just before that, however, Boar Lute gave generously to both the Obama campaign and to the DNC. Her donations to Obama, in total, amounted to $1000 plus an additional $250 to the DNC.

Boar Holl Lute came to #2 at DHS from a long history of propping up the US military – serving as the Assistant Secretary-General for the United Nations for 6 years; and immediately prior to that, for 9 years, working on the National Security Council under both Bush Sr. and Clinton. She has over 30 years experience in the Military.

She’s married to Lieutenant General Douglas Edward Lute, who is known to most as the “War Czar”. He is the Assistant to the President and Deputy National Security Advisor for Iraq and Afghanistan. He is responsible for overseeing the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Lute is famous for his remark on a possible reinstatement of the draft. Though, quickly rescinded, the statement caused massive uproar.

Lute was tapped by Bush Jr in 2007 and Obama has since kept him on in his post.

This is a very dangerous Duo. Wild Boar Lutes hold the fate of people around the world in their hands. Boar Jane Holl Lute is second in command of all of the Homeland Security Operations including immigration, borders, customs enforcement, intelligence and racist profiling. Her hubby is directly responsible for International wars of imperialist aggression. They should be considered very Very dangerous and should not be approached. They have 3 daughters, don’t go near them either.

So, for your safety and those around you, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you go near:

1555 N Colonial Terrace unit 200, Arlington VA 22209-1414

Wild Boars are chatty creatures, they can be reached at: (703) 248-6274

These conniving Wild Boars reside in the Dakota Condominium Complex (14 units in total). Their 2637 square foot 1 story unit has 2 bedrooms and 2.5 baths. They have parking spots #13 and 14. They have central air conditioning and 1 fireplace. The unit is made up of a brick exterior.

The condo was purchased on September 20, 2002 for $743,285. (The condo was built in 2002 — they are the first owners of it. ) The value of the condo has since skyrocketed now worth $1,029,300!!!

But despite their million dollar condo, Boar Lutes don’t spend all their time in the DC area. They can also be found contaminating New York with their Swine Flu. Boar Lutes also own a condo in NYC at 324 E 41st St apt.901C, New York, NY 10017.

This information was obtained through entirely legal means. We used whitepages to find that Jane Holl Lute resided in Arlington. On the Whitepages it said: husband Douglas. We googled  Douglas Lute and found he is in fact the War Czar. Wikipedia told us his wife is Jane. We then cross checked the address with the Arlington County Property Sales Database. We found the NYC address through the FEC website. Since we’re not New Yorkers we didn’t do any cross checking. But unless she lied on her campaign donations, then she still has a condo there. New Yorkers: if you want help cross checking, let us know and we’ll follow up. Simple, legal, Fun!