Detective Matthew Shinton

Detective Swine
Detective Shinton is in the “intelligence” department of MPD. But, if he’s MPD’s intelligence, they’ve got a bigger problem.

Shinton is a real piece of work. He investigates activists, murderers and rapists. He attends everything from permitted rallies with children all the way to insurrectionary anarchist protests.

He was beaten with the ugly stick and lacks the smoothness of Herold. His wardrobe never seems to change: Always in a button-down collared T-shirt (often blue or plaid) and slightly faded blue jeans.

Shinton is the DC INTERPOL liaison.

He drives a light gold impala with licence plate # 6493

He lives with, we’re guessing, his partner Amy Colkussy, at 15110 Snapper Court, Woodbridge, VA 22193.

He purchased his home for $389,900 in Spring of 2004, but the house is currently worth #316,400 — bummer. (In 2006 it was worth $554,000!) The house was built in 1996.

His home is in the legally described neighborhood of Ridgefield Crossing and the Dumfries tax district. It sits on .3492 acres. It is a 2 story house with brick and aluminum/vinyl siding. It has a walkout basement, forced air and central air conditioning. It has a total of 9 rooms, 4 of which are bedrooms, 1 full bath and 2 half baths. A total living area of 2361 square feet. The basement is 1144 square feet. The garage is 484 square feet and the porch is 216 square feet.

This information was found by googling Matthew Shinton VA. We found this website. Thanks Washington Post, you’re finally good for something! We then cross checked it with the Prince William County Property Assessment Database and verified this Swine’s address. Simple. Legal. Public Information.

4 responses

22 02 2011
Justice now!

Shinton got kicked out of that Unit over some shit that happened in Canada. He got replaced by another asshole from the gang unit that’s on steroids.

7 06 2011
Anonymous

You people sound like a bunch of morons.All your information is incorrect. I think I know him a little better than you,hes my brother

15 09 2011
INTERNET GURU

Hey you better watch what you say on here PEOPLE ARE WATCHIN YOU

25 01 2012
Wtf

Ok, this is beyond rude. First of all you guys are fucking stalkers, it’s creepy. I’ve met this guy and he’s the nicest man. You guys are rude and childish for writing this. You should be ashamed of your selfs. All this info about his personal life? Really? You guys are horrible, who would stoop this low? This man has out away bad guys and protected us citizens, no need to bash him. If anyone is a swine, it’s you people. Grow a pair.

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