In broad daylight on Friday the 13th, Fairfax County Police opened fire on an unarmed man amidst heavy traffic.
David A. Masters, a cabinet maker and former green beret reportedly stole some flowers from a planter outside a business. He got in his green SUV and drove away. A shopowner called in the ‘very serious’ (for real, they were flowers) offense and Fairfax county pigs caught up to him on Route 1. Masters refused to stop his vehicle but got caught in traffic just south of the beltway, leading the pigs on a very slow speed chase. This refusal to stop, in traffic, prompted the pigs to shoot and kill Masters. He was 52.
We can only speculate who those flowers were for? His significant other? A date? His kitchen table? Regardless, and yet again, Pigs are given carte blanche to use deadly force. And over what? FLOWERS! This shit has got to stop.
Well, in a trend we’ve all become used to, the Pigs are both not releasing the names of the individuals who murdered David Masters and are not releasing any information or explanation (we can’t imagine there is one). So, this leaves us no choice but to expose the Swine at the Top: Chief David M. Rohrer.
Chief Swine David M. Rohrer, complicit in the murder of David Masters, has a long history of terrorizing communities. He began his carreer in 1981 with the Fairfax County Police. Over the nearly 3 decades, he worked his way up working for the Patrol Bureau, Special Operations Division, Commander and Assistant Commander of various precincts and bureaus. In 2004, he was anointed Chief of Swine.
During his tenure, he increased the force by over 200 pigs.
He also oversaw the pigs who fatally shot unarmed Salvatore Culosi, an Optometrist, outside his home in 2006 in a gambling investigation.
He attended George Mason University. He is a member of the International Association of Chiefs of Police, the FBI National Academy Associates and the Police Executives Research Forum. He participated in the Police Unity Tour.
He takes his 2 kids to the Orthodontist at Dr. Guleria and he really likes the “ortho-dollars. His son, also really likes Twitter.
His wife is an administrative Assistant for Fairfax Public Schools.
In 2004, he was paid $137,000 a year. Presumably, it went up from there.
With a salary like that, he easily paid off his home which he purchased on June 26, 1985 for $133,925.
He can be found chillin in his pad, currently worth $545,330, at:
11801 Briar Mill Lane, Reston VA 20194.
This 2 story wood 3 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom 1,728 square foot home sits on 12,191 square feet of land. It has a full english basement, 2 fireplaces and central air conditioning and a roof made of cedar shakes, whatever that is. It has a 240 square foot wood deck and a 320 square foot open porch.
This information was found through entirely legal and public means. We first read the stories last week about the shooting of Alan Masters. Upon learning of this tragedy, we immediately searched in whitepages for David M. Rohrer. It was really easy. We found him. We then verified his address through the Fairfax County Property assessment database. Simple. Easy. Legal. Public.
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