Be careful of the Swine Flu. Check out the following Swine that wreaks havoc on the streets in the metropolitan DC area. This list currently includes Swine (Police) From the Metropolitan Police Department, US Park Police, US Capitol Police, Charles County Sheriffs Department, Montgomery County Police, Prince Georges County Police,Arlington County Police, Fairfax Police Department and Alexandria Police Department. More departments will be added as we get them.
This list to be updated frequently
Chief Swine of MPD
Chief of Police Salvatore “Sal” R. Lauro
Chief Swine of US Park Police
Chief of US Capitol Police Philip D. Morse
Chief Swine of US Capitol Police
Chief of Montgomery County Police J. Thomas Manger
Responsible for the death of James Jay “Lee” Lee following the siege of the Discovery Channel
Chief of Fairfax County Police David M. Rohrer
Chief Swine of Fairfax County. Recently an unarmed man was murdered by the Pigs for allegedly taking some flowers from a planter. He’s refusing to release any information regarding the murder and murderers.
Former Alexandria Police Chief David P. Baker
Former Chief Swine of Alexandria, VA…that is, until he got locked up
Assistant Chief of MPD for Homeland Security Patrick A. Burke
He heads the all the shit thats supposed to keep the homeland secure…but for real, all he does is ensure its militarized and there’s no freedom of speech
This Swine recruited piglets and oversaw the budget, but he was recently demoted to overseeing the PSA 201! Ha!
The really stupid old white pig that shows up to protests (MPD)
The asshole who pretends to be your dad at protests (MPD)
This Swine investigates everyone (MPD)
Arlington County Pigs tazed 4 individuals this year, 2010 resulting in 2 deaths to date. This Swine is the spokesperson for the Pigs, refusing to release information to the public.
From MPD’s “intelligence” department. Harasses activists; masterminds pig movement
Remember Deonte Rawlings? This asshole killed him (MPD)
Assisted in the brutal murder of 14 year old Deonte Rawlings (MPD)
Involved in the murder of 44 year old Cornelius Maurice Warren half a block from his home in Charles County (Charles County Sheriffs Department)
Swine who beat UMD students mercilessly and then filed false police reports stating the kids beat the pigs up.
Officer Thomas Patrick McMahon
The Pig that passed out in a woman’s bed after a night of drunken debauchery (US Capitol Police)