If you’ve been following the ebbs and flows of the Occupy DC camp, you’ve no doubt heard about the story the swine tazing a protester in the back. Intrigued, we dug a little further into this story and uncovered a whole world of history and misconduct.
On a sunny afternoon in McPherson Square on the 29th of January, the US Park Pigs, with Swine Lemke at the helm, decided to harass a protester wearing pajamas. According to the story, they approached the man in PJs and immediately began harassing him. He complied with their orders, however ignorant and unlawful their orders were, but in the process of complying, Swine Jennifer L.Lemke Tazered him in the back. Not joking. In the F-ing back.
After some conversations with campers later that week, we learned she’s been making homophobic and generally ignorant comments to protesters throughout the encampment, showing her true swine colors through and through.
So, in the inaugural post of 2012, we felt compelled to change gears. You see, Swine Lemke is a rookie. She graduated from Marist College with a degree in criminal science (we wonder if she studied herself?) in 2010. While in college, she interned at the Dutchess County Probation Office (NY), Suffolk County Police Department (NY) and Homeland Security (Brunswick, GA). After her stint in college and at the various swine HQs, she went on to immediately join the US Park Police Training Academy. In September 2010, she graduated a pig from class UPTP-016.
After that, she moved to the DC area to join the ranks of the US Park Pigs. Oh, and in 2011, her FOP membership was suspended…could it be a sign?!!!?
She’s a rookie. She’s a dangerous asshole. She’s a PIG.
But, today is also her 24th Birthday and her Mom, Michele, is in town to celebrate it.
So, on this swine birthday, we’d like to encourage everyone to send her an email and remind her that we know what she did and we won’t tolerate it. If she continues to harass folks, taze them and just be a general asshole, we’ll not only publish her personal information, but that of her Patriotic Mom’s.
Sample Email to the Swine:
I want to take a moment to wish you a happy 24th Birthday. May your 24th year on this planet come free of tazers, harassment, and homophobic slurs. I hope you don’t meet a similar fate as those you harassed over the course of your meager 16 month career at the Us Park Pigs.
But, if you do continue to act ignorantly towards the public, your publicly available personal information will be publicized in a totally legal act.
On this day of celebration and reflection, I encourage you to make your birthday wish count, and put an extra candle on that cake for me.
Swine Flu DC
You can also call her at: 202 610-3525
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